Blargh

[x_husk]

Twinkie Sushi

Huzzah!

And I'm done.

Comments

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Y'know, I can never hear that without thinking of the sign my Aunt Mona used to (and for all I know, still does, but she pinches my cheek and her place smells like cat pee, no offense Catseye, so I never visit) have hanging in her bathroom.

"We Aim to Please. You Aim Too, Please."

The problem with a family as big as mine is, you run the entire gamut of weird relatives.

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

And you keep trying to claim that I have nothing to fear as far as your family goes. Lies, dear boy. Lies.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Well, you're not very likely to meet Aunt Mona, she's still Not Speaking to us because we didn't tell her about me for three years and she had to find out from CNN that I was a mutant. My sane family members think you're wonderful.

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Is she upset that you're a mutant or that your parents didn't tell her you're a mutant?

And 'psh'. That's what I have to say to you claiming any of your family is 'sane'.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Little from Column A, little from Column B, I think. She's a little unusual.

And you're being awfully dismissive of a bunch of people who like you, y'know. ;)

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

A little unusual?

And this is not new. I do that a lot.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah. She's the only televangelist's personal assistant I know.

And you do do that a lot. There's nothing weird about liking you, y'know. :)

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

-faceplants- It's not really that your family is all that strange, it's just that there are so many of them.

Sez you.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Not a lot to do in Kansas in the winter when the chores are all done? :)

Yes, sez me. Who better, hm? I am kind of an authority on liking you.

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Oh really?

You may very well be the definative authority on liking me. And you're also very weird. I rest my case.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Also it's cold. Very important to stay warm in the winter. Exercise and shared body heat are two very good ways to do that.

Darn. Outmaneuvered. Good thing you've surrounded yourself with weird people, then. :)

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

A good point. I'm all for warm, warm is good.

Heh. Point.