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Yes, but it's also distracting. Artery clogging, but distracting.
Y'know, I can never hear that without thinking of the sign my Aunt Mona used to (and for all I know, still does, but she pinches my cheek and her place smells like cat pee, no offense Catseye, so I never visit) have hanging in her bathroom.
"We Aim to Please. You Aim Too, Please."
The problem with a family as big as mine is, you run the entire gamut of weird relatives.
"We Aim to Please. You Aim Too, Please."
The problem with a family as big as mine is, you run the entire gamut of weird relatives.
And you keep trying to claim that I have nothing to fear as far as your family goes. Lies, dear boy. Lies.
Well, you're not very likely to meet Aunt Mona, she's still Not Speaking to us because we didn't tell her about me for three years and she had to find out from CNN that I was a mutant. My sane family members think you're wonderful.
Is she upset that you're a mutant or that your parents didn't tell her you're a mutant?
And 'psh'. That's what I have to say to you claiming any of your family is 'sane'.
And 'psh'. That's what I have to say to you claiming any of your family is 'sane'.
Little from Column A, little from Column B, I think. She's a little unusual.
And you're being awfully dismissive of a bunch of people who like you, y'know. ;)
And you're being awfully dismissive of a bunch of people who like you, y'know. ;)
A little unusual?
And this is not new. I do that a lot.
And this is not new. I do that a lot.
Oh my. Don't let Hank see that, it'll give him Scary Ideas. I'm all for sugar, but there are some things that should not be done with Twinkies.
Well, yeah. She's the only televangelist's personal assistant I know.
And you do do that a lot. There's nothing weird about liking you, y'know. :)
And you do do that a lot. There's nothing weird about liking you, y'know. :)
-faceplants- It's not really that your family is all that strange, it's just that there are so many of them.
Sez you.
Sez you.
Not a lot to do in Kansas in the winter when the chores are all done? :)
Yes, sez me. Who better, hm? I am kind of an authority on liking you.
Yes, sez me. Who better, hm? I am kind of an authority on liking you.
Oh really?
You may very well be the definative authority on liking me. And you're also very weird. I rest my case.
You may very well be the definative authority on liking me. And you're also very weird. I rest my case.
Also it's cold. Very important to stay warm in the winter. Exercise and shared body heat are two very good ways to do that.
Darn. Outmaneuvered. Good thing you've surrounded yourself with weird people, then. :)
Darn. Outmaneuvered. Good thing you've surrounded yourself with weird people, then. :)
A good point. I'm all for warm, warm is good.
Heh. Point.
Heh. Point.
Twinkie sushi... mmmm.....
Too late, my dear. I have seen, and I am determined to try. Where does Lorna keep those charming little sushi dishes?
Brainwave! Chocolate sauce in place of soy sauce!
I wonder if I could substitute mint icecream for wasabi...
Too late, my dear. I have seen, and I am determined to try. Where does Lorna keep those charming little sushi dishes?
Brainwave! Chocolate sauce in place of soy sauce!
I wonder if I could substitute mint icecream for wasabi...
Dammit, Hank, chocolate sauce and mint ice cream? You're making me want one of these things, and they look Scary... *whimpers*
I'll share mine with you, if you like... I'm not sure I could eat all six. Not with the icecream and the chocolate sauce as well.
Also, I have decided on crystallized ginger as a substitute for pickled. Mmm... going to make some now, I think.
Also, I have decided on crystallized ginger as a substitute for pickled. Mmm... going to make some now, I think.
I'll share mine with you, if you like... I'm not sure I could eat all six.
You do know you're supposed to be using pieces of Twinkie and not the whole thing, right? ;)
You do know you're supposed to be using pieces of Twinkie and not the whole thing, right? ;)
Whom do I have to kill for begetting this atrocity?
If you think this is an atrocity, you didn't look at the Twinkie Taco.
If ever there were an abuse of a traditional foodstuff....
If ever there were an abuse of a traditional foodstuff....
I did! er... perhaps slightly larger pieces than they suggest, though...
Anyway, they're done, although I didn't have any green roll ups left so I had to use red. But they still look good! Want to stop by my office and try one?
Anyway, they're done, although I didn't have any green roll ups left so I had to use red. But they still look good! Want to stop by my office and try one?
Hank, that's a half a Twinkie per sushi piece!
I will agree, they do look good. Perhaps just one - you can always point my sugar-hyped self at Carlie and Jubilee. Revenge for the all-night giggling! Bwahaha!
I will agree, they do look good. Perhaps just one - you can always point my sugar-hyped self at Carlie and Jubilee. Revenge for the all-night giggling! Bwahaha!
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