Blargh

[x_husk]

Twinkie Sushi

Huzzah!

And I'm done.

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[x-skin.livejournal.com]

*stares*

That looks... worrying.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Yes, but it's also distracting. Artery clogging, but distracting.

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

And distraction's always good.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

I aim to please.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Y'know, I can never hear that without thinking of the sign my Aunt Mona used to (and for all I know, still does, but she pinches my cheek and her place smells like cat pee, no offense Catseye, so I never visit) have hanging in her bathroom.

"We Aim to Please. You Aim Too, Please."

The problem with a family as big as mine is, you run the entire gamut of weird relatives.

[x-madelyn.livejournal.com]

Oh my. Don't let Hank see that, it'll give him Scary Ideas. I'm all for sugar, but there are some things that should not be done with Twinkies.

[x-beast.livejournal.com]

Twinkie sushi... mmmm.....

Too late, my dear. I have seen, and I am determined to try. Where does Lorna keep those charming little sushi dishes?

Brainwave! Chocolate sauce in place of soy sauce!

I wonder if I could substitute mint icecream for wasabi...

[x-madelyn.livejournal.com]

Dammit, Hank, chocolate sauce and mint ice cream? You're making me want one of these things, and they look Scary... *whimpers*

[x-beast.livejournal.com]

I'll share mine with you, if you like... I'm not sure I could eat all six. Not with the icecream and the chocolate sauce as well.

Also, I have decided on crystallized ginger as a substitute for pickled. Mmm... going to make some now, I think.

[x-madelyn.livejournal.com]

I'll share mine with you, if you like... I'm not sure I could eat all six.

You do know you're supposed to be using pieces of Twinkie and not the whole thing, right? ;)

[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

Whom do I have to kill for begetting this atrocity?

[x-beast.livejournal.com]

If you think this is an atrocity, you didn't look at the Twinkie Taco.

If ever there were an abuse of a traditional foodstuff....

*notes that there must be junkfood sampled*

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Think you can bring some of these up to Mad's room? I could bring Jubilee down but it'd probably be faster the other way.

Re: *notes that there must be junkfood sampled*

[x-beast.livejournal.com]

Hm.... objections from your sister noted, you may each have *one* sushi-twinkie piece. :) Regular sized. But I'll include the little pile of mint-icecream-wasabi and small pool of chocolate sauce.

On my way up now...

Hey

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Jubes is poking me and asking me to ask you whether you'd come visit.

Re: Hey

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Hey wait. Are you guys actually talking to me now? I exist in my own journal? What's going on?!

;D

Sure. I'm a little nervous, what with all the tales of M&M's, but this afternoon when you've (hopefully) had the time to burn off some sugar, I'll pop by.

Re: Hey

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

*shifty eyed look* M&M's? What M&M's? Okay, um...Jubes appears to be making little sparks now. Jubes, you so are, seriously. Wait, I'll get a mirror. See!

Okay, I think I may have given Jubes just a tad too much sugar. She's saying something about her powers being woogy cause of the hyper.

Still, they're like totally cool little sparly lights. Kinda like a Christmas tree.

Re: Hey

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Well, I could've had that conversation with you instead, but then Kitty would be mad at both of us and I would have to worry about what a guy who can have tentacles and a guy who has transcended the limits of physical form can get up to in the middle of the night. ;)

Re: Hey

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

It always comes back to the tentacles... ;)

Re: Hey

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

I'm just gonna decline to take that one out of context, because there are some mental images I just don't need. :)

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Side note - these are BAD. And not like "oh my god, how does she justify calling this a meal" bad like Jubilee's attempts at a hypersugared breakfast, but like "oh dear lord this is industrial waste" bad. Some things were just not meant to be.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Oh, psh. Where's your sense of adventure?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

After THOSE? My sense of adventure is currently drowned in antacids, thank you.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

And here I was thinking boys had a built in iron stomach.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

My stomach is not among my metal parts, thank you very much.