Oh my God.

[x_husk]

May we pleasepleaseplease order this if only for the absurb amount of innuendo and catching bizarre people that you would never think of using it? That and so every time I walk past the DVD collections I can burst out laughing?

Please? This is possibly this greatest thing in the world. Oh, my lungs. I really can not feel my lungs...

edit: Oh wow, it comes with wallpaper too! Yes, you too can have rainbowstriptease!Carmen on your computer!

Comments

Re: Don't you already own this?

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

I'm quite positive I do not own this. Nor have I had any sudden cravings for poles or shirts tied in a knot under my breasts, so I don't think anyone is playing it for me while I sleep.

What exactly is the build of a stripper? I'm so afraid to ask but my curiousity seems to have got the better of me.

Slender.

[x-empath.livejournal.com]

Muscular. Graceful. Agile. And probably a lot of other words like those that I don't know right now.

Like so much else in life, a lot of it is attitude and personal carriage.

You could do it if you could bend your mind around the concept.

Manuel

Re: Slender.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm blushing. Thank you. I hardly think of those words associated with myself. Perhaps muscular in my legs, but that's about it.

But I really don't need the money, and I'm naked enough with my mutation, so I think I'll stick to the superhero gig instead. And look, I get to keep the leather suit!

Re: Don't you already own this?

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

shirts tied in a knot under my breasts

Boys get to go shirtless in the hot hot summer and this or tube tops (EW) are the best we get. Alas.

That said, you're a strange, strage girl. -g- No wonder I'm so fond of you.

Why is Manuel discussing whether or not I'd be able to pull of stripping?

Re: Don't you already own this?

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

It is a sick, sad world out there and heck yes I am.

Because you're attractive, I'm assuming. You'd probably have to ask him. Or don't ask him now that I think about it; there are so many things that could go wrong with that question.

Re: Don't you already own this?

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

there are so many things that could go wrong with that question

Yes, yes there are. -g-