Oh my God.
Jan. 19th, 2005 11:08 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
May we pleasepleaseplease order this if only for the absurb amount of innuendo and catching bizarre people that you would never think of using it? That and so every time I walk past the DVD collections I can burst out laughing?
Please? This is possibly this greatest thing in the world. Oh, my lungs. I really can not feel my lungs...
edit: Oh wow, it comes with wallpaper too! Yes, you too can have rainbowstriptease!Carmen on your computer!
Please? This is possibly this greatest thing in the world. Oh, my lungs. I really can not feel my lungs...
edit: Oh wow, it comes with wallpaper too! Yes, you too can have rainbowstriptease!Carmen on your computer!
Don't you already own this?
Date: 2005-01-19 05:18 pm (UTC)If he hadn't, he should have. You have the build to be a stripper. Of course, in my experience most stippers are coked-out whores, so maybe not so much on that angle, but the physical skills?
They're pretty easy. I could do it, you could do it, Kitty could certainly do it.
Manuel
Re: Don't you already own this?
Date: 2005-01-19 05:24 pm (UTC)I will, however, wholeheartedly support the idea of other folks taking advantage of it as an elective course.
Isn't there a Dance class already?
Date: 2005-01-19 05:26 pm (UTC)Stripping is a rather crude attempt at seduction. I'm an empath - or at least I was.
Seduction is something I knew a thing or two about.
In all seriousness - I haven't seen the discs so I can't comment on it - what's wrong with stripping?
Manuel
Re: Isn't there a Dance class already?
Date: 2005-01-19 05:27 pm (UTC)Re: Isn't there a Dance class already?
Date: 2005-01-19 05:32 pm (UTC)Re: Isn't there a Dance class already?
Date: 2005-01-19 05:39 pm (UTC)You're being transparent.
Date: 2005-01-19 05:40 pm (UTC)If you wanted to ogle pretty girls, there are much safer and more pleasant ways.
Manuel
Guilty as charged
Date: 2005-01-19 05:41 pm (UTC)Speech class.
Date: 2005-01-19 05:43 pm (UTC)Don't know who has the class now. The whole point of it was how to be obvious without being obvious about it, how to talk to people, how to move, how to act.
That sort of thing. All of it without powers.
Manuel
Re: Speech class.
Date: 2005-01-19 05:43 pm (UTC)Re: Speech class.
Date: 2005-01-19 06:53 pm (UTC).. And you failed it miserably.
Which reminds me. Manuel? Do you recall how to play poker?
I did?
Date: 2005-01-19 07:39 pm (UTC)Note to self: Next time I get the urge to expound on something I remember - don't. I'll just make myself look foolish.
I hate looking foolish.
Poker? I'm not sure, really. Stop by sometime with a deck and some chips, and we'll see.
Manuel
Re: I did?
Date: 2005-01-19 09:10 pm (UTC)Drat.
Date: 2005-01-19 09:12 pm (UTC)The company of a prety boy doesn't hold as much appeal right now. But if he'd like to come over and see if I remember how to play poker, I'll be in my suite's common room for a time this evening.
Perhaps around eight or so?
Manuel
Re: Drat.
Date: 2005-01-19 09:15 pm (UTC)if you can wait until tommorow, and have a supply of small snacks (generally, 3-4 different kinds, or 3-4 different sizes.), then we can probably have you sit in on the pick-up casual game in the rec room.
The conversion of snacks to chip values tends to change from player to player, but it adds another dimension to the game.
Re: Drat.
Date: 2005-01-20 04:38 am (UTC)And I think I might wander over to the common room next time a game's on. Need distracting from the news coverage.
Damn, I knew I forgot something...
Date: 2005-01-19 11:38 pm (UTC)Re: Damn, I knew I forgot something...
Date: 2005-01-20 04:35 am (UTC)Re: Isn't there a Dance class already?
Date: 2005-01-19 07:12 pm (UTC)But that's a secret you should probably keep unless you don't like your teeth in your mouth or reproductive organs attached to your actual body.
Re: Isn't there a Dance class already?
Date: 2005-01-19 07:14 pm (UTC)Re: Isn't there a Dance class already?
Date: 2005-01-19 07:21 pm (UTC)We shall have epic poems written about it, I'm sure. It's too bad we don't know who wrote Beowulf; I'm sure they'd be up for the challenge so long as we let them put in a limb tearing off scene.
Re: Isn't there a Dance class already?
Date: 2005-01-19 08:01 pm (UTC)Re: Isn't there a Dance class already?
Date: 2005-01-19 08:17 pm (UTC)Re: Isn't there a Dance class already?
Date: 2005-01-19 09:44 pm (UTC)Re: Isn't there a Dance class already?
Date: 2005-01-19 10:04 pm (UTC)Re: Isn't there a Dance class already?
Date: 2005-01-20 04:18 am (UTC)Re: Isn't there a Dance class already?
Date: 2005-01-20 12:08 am (UTC)Re: Isn't there a Dance class already?
Date: 2005-01-19 09:43 pm (UTC)Re: Isn't there a Dance class already?
Date: 2005-01-19 10:05 pm (UTC)Re: Don't you already own this?
Date: 2005-01-19 05:30 pm (UTC)What exactly is the build of a stripper? I'm so afraid to ask but my curiousity seems to have got the better of me.
Slender.
Date: 2005-01-19 05:33 pm (UTC)Like so much else in life, a lot of it is attitude and personal carriage.
You could do it if you could bend your mind around the concept.
Manuel
Re: Slender.
Date: 2005-01-19 07:10 pm (UTC)But I really don't need the money, and I'm naked enough with my mutation, so I think I'll stick to the superhero gig instead. And look, I get to keep the leather suit!
Re: Don't you already own this?
Date: 2005-01-19 10:27 pm (UTC)Boys get to go shirtless in the hot hot summer and this or tube tops (EW) are the best we get. Alas.
That said, you're a strange, strage girl. -g- No wonder I'm so fond of you.
Why is Manuel discussing whether or not I'd be able to pull of stripping?
Re: Don't you already own this?
Date: 2005-01-19 10:56 pm (UTC)Because you're attractive, I'm assuming. You'd probably have to ask him. Or don't ask him now that I think about it; there are so many things that could go wrong with that question.
Re: Don't you already own this?
Date: 2005-01-19 11:11 pm (UTC)Yes, yes there are. -g-
Um...
Date: 2005-01-19 09:53 pm (UTC)Gee? What the -heck-? Are you sure you're not... working too hard, maybe?
Re: Um...
Date: 2005-01-19 10:05 pm (UTC)Clearly I'm on drugs.