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You all lose.
All of you. Every single one of you except for Terry who dragged him out by his ear and made him play guitar LOSES. Honestly, if I don't set you out step by step instructions...
THE PLAN
1) At exactly 3:20 pm Jono will be shoved out of our door and into the hallway, most likely with a very confused look on his face. His pants MAY be around his knees, and for this I'm sorry, but I'll try to not have to take that route. This is your cue to grab him, one on each side, and haul him outside.
1b) He's very light, don't worry about it.
2) Outside, I have placed a red scarf so you know where outside, there will be a soccer ball and two goals set up.
3) Use them well.
4) Do not disturb me, I will be passed out, thanks.
(Please, chickpeas? I'll owe you all forever and ever and he needs to be introduced to you newbies anyway. He's also starting to smell a little bit like mothballs; this might air him out.)
THE PLAN
1) At exactly 3:20 pm Jono will be shoved out of our door and into the hallway, most likely with a very confused look on his face. His pants MAY be around his knees, and for this I'm sorry, but I'll try to not have to take that route. This is your cue to grab him, one on each side, and haul him outside.
1b) He's very light, don't worry about it.
2) Outside, I have placed a red scarf so you know where outside, there will be a soccer ball and two goals set up.
3) Use them well.
4) Do not disturb me, I will be passed out, thanks.
(Please, chickpeas? I'll owe you all forever and ever and he needs to be introduced to you newbies anyway. He's also starting to smell a little bit like mothballs; this might air him out.)
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However, if he has pants, or at least shorts, soccer is totally on!
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