"Does that stethoscrope come with a skull print?"

So, while looking online for a cheap place to get myself a new lab coat (I seem to have sort of worn mine through in places again, I'm sorry Clarice, would you mind taking a new one in for me?) I stumbled across some rather... interesting sites.

And by interesting, I mean I may or may not have scarred myself against the medical profession for life.

It ends up that someone created the brilliant idea of goth naughty nurse costumes. Not only that, but you can choose for them to come in regular cotton like substance, or vinyl. One really has to wonder how that sell came about...

"But my Princess of Darkness, don't you want to be my Nurse Feel Good?"
"Moonbeam, you know I don't wear white. Or... cotton. It is only ridiculous man made fabrics and dead cows or plastic that resembles dead cows for me!"

There is, however, this lovely little black name tag along the lines of "Dr. Anita Lay" that I clearly must possess. Until it arrives, I will try to survive with suggestive handy girl iconage.

...wait, I just negated my sarcasm with a truth, didn't I? Shucks.