"Does that stethoscrope come with a skull print?"

[x_husk]

So, while looking online for a cheap place to get myself a new lab coat (I seem to have sort of worn mine through in places again, I'm sorry Clarice, would you mind taking a new one in for me?) I stumbled across some rather... interesting sites.

And by interesting, I mean I may or may not have scarred myself against the medical profession for life.

It ends up that someone created the brilliant idea of goth naughty nurse costumes. Not only that, but you can choose for them to come in regular cotton like substance, or vinyl. One really has to wonder how that sell came about...

"But my Princess of Darkness, don't you want to be my Nurse Feel Good?"
"Moonbeam, you know I don't wear white. Or... cotton. It is only ridiculous man made fabrics and dead cows or plastic that resembles dead cows for me!"

There is, however, this lovely little black name tag along the lines of "Dr. Anita Lay" that I clearly must possess. Until it arrives, I will try to survive with suggestive handy girl iconage.

...wait, I just negated my sarcasm with a truth, didn't I? Shucks.

Comments

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

That's a really, really disturbing mental image.

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Never, ever going to be able to look at the doctors four the same way again. Darn it, Paige! I'm a computer junkie! Don't tell me these things are out there, because even if you don't give me a link, I will go looking...

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

I try my best, chickpea.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Want me to try distracting you from the computer, or would that just be more disturbing with that mental image in there?

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

I know.

I mean. Uh. Oops?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Drat you and your overachieving ways. I think my brain is broken. D'you know how many brains that is right now? It's a few! :)

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Tra la lala!

Excuse me while I twirl my hair in an innocent fashion!

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

EVIL! EEEEEVIL!

Don't make me photoshop something really scaring and send it to you...

It's not nice of you...

[x-empath.livejournal.com]

To reveal the existance of such things and then not provide us with links!

I know what sizes Amanda wears ... *evil grins*

Manuel

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

What could POSSIBLY be more scarring than what I've already recently seen and/or read?

Empty threats, sugar! Empty threats! I see riiiight through you.

(Aha, pun-y)

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Like Doc McCoy in the vinyl nurse outfit!

. . . wait, there my brain went and broke again. Ow.

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

I don't know, but I'm willing to try. Distraction would be of the good, now.

Re: It's not nice of you...

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

And now you know why I didn't provide you with links.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

On my way!

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Beware the photoshop....

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Dear GOD!

You are _so lucky_...

[x-empath.livejournal.com]

That I'm a reformed empath.

So very, very lucky.

Grr.

My Googling skills are not great, but I can see if I can find it for myself... and for Amanda. ;>

Manuel

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Eeeew.

Have you two always been this cute? Yick.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Pthbth. :)

Re: You are _so lucky_...

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

I've not an idea why, but sure. Huzzah to my so called luck.

For a split-second...

[x-empath.livejournal.com]

I wanted to give you an urge to confess.

It passed, I didn't act on it.

Go me!

Manuel

PS - However, I am still trying to figure out if I'm being silly or if someone else is silly and this is just spillover.

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Have you two always been this cute?

Yes. :P

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

I'd like back in my secret coma, please&thankyou.

Re: For a split-second...

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

See, and here I was thinking that I didn't have anything to confess.

I was being silly then I abruptly stopped, therefore this is either an aftershock type thing or all you.

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

-snugs- I do not repent of my photoshopping, but I will bring you cocoa or something if you want.

Re: You are _so lucky_...

[xp_daytripper]

*snickers* And here I was thinking you were trying to get me to wear less black? ;)

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

woo sewing! I can absolutely take it in and do whatever else you want to it.

what's worse, is that you can buy these materials and patterns for these costumes at any fabric shop. and they think people who sew are so wholesome and matronly. shyeah right! they just don't want to get caught with dirty shopping on their credit cards!

AH, but you see...

[x-empath.livejournal.com]

This is in the interest of two things.

One, curing me of my lingering doctorphobia, and two, HELLO!!

Manuel

*laughs* Well, if it's in the interest of curing a phobia...

[xp_daytripper]

...bring on the vinyl.

*grins*

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

And in the morning after, cocoa sounds... really good. Or a hose. Whichever.

Possibly both.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Just in, please. Honestly, I'd leave it all be, but my coats tend to get set on fire if they remain baggy.

...ohmy. I'm suddenly very glad I can only do things like darn and patch.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't worry unless you see me coming in with lots of pleather and vinyl from the store. although you might want to overlook the glittery spider mesh I found for halloween!

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

I don't think I can afford to bring you a pony, but I can bring you the cocoa and then go out to the stables with you. Might even be willing to actually consider petting one of the massive four footed things. Maybe.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

I'm going to get you up on one one of these days. Still have not given up. :)

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

They're massive and SCARY.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Aw, they're sweethearts. Some apple or a lump of sugar and they're putty in your hands.

Well, except Alison's horse, but that's a whole different thing.

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Toooooo. Biiiiiiiig.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

City girl. :) I have not given up.

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

You better believe it.

And your persistence is admirable.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

And, uh. My horse. Um.

But I hear Sam's horse is normal?

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Ah, but if I avoid getting on any of them, we won't have to worry about which are normal and will only kill me on accident.