You seem vexed. Now would probably not be a good time to mention that I think I figured out a solution to your clothing/powers problem, then. Except that I just did. Oh well, I'm a genius, not a master of comedic timing. Except when I am, apparently.
There's really NOT a good way to use your powers without going naked, I'm sorry to say. (Really, I am) But I think I've developed something to help you out when you eventually shift back.
And I am not only now acutely aware of where you are ticklish (and have no compunctions about abusing that information, thank you) - but forewarned as to your impending threat, and shall be on my guard accordingly. And I should warn you in the interest of all fairness that I have a new hydraulic dihydrogen monoxide projector, and am not afraid to use it.
I have found that dihydrogen monoxide projectors are most effective when chilled, as well. I do, however, consider it fair warning to inform you that I am not the only inhabitant of the school in possession of said equipment, nor am I the only one skilled in its use. Mister Summers, for example, is a danger to object both animate and inanimate with his device.
You realize that by husking into something scotchguarded, you could completely negate the effects of dihydrogen monoxide, yes?
Hey, that raises another question - if you're husked into something like rock or rubber or something, and you get a piece chipped off, what happens when you turn back human again?
Yes, but it's the thought that you would dihydrogen monoxide me that counts.
Depends how deep the chip is and how thick my husk is. So far, nothing. I've just chipped off a piece of my husk, the same amount or less that I would have left behind once I husked back into skin or something else.
Not like THAT! From a scientific perspective! I assure you, I am interested in what is in her genes, not in her jeans! One would think that after Dr. McCoy's misadventures, we would learn our lessons about Evil Villainesses!
Ack, now I have to go wash my brain, thank you very much Mr. Dayspring.
Wait, when did I say unattractive? I only called you an Evil Villainess! And don't you try and deny it, I have been reminded by a certain purple cat that medlab security videos back up my assertion!
In retrospect, I believe I see the error. Understand that I do not actually think you're trying to threaten my life (just my fragile hold on sanity, thank you very much) and are a much, much better person than the ************ woman who hurt Dr. McCoy.
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Date: 2005-03-07 04:52 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-03-07 05:01 pm (UTC)There's really NOT a good way to use your powers without going naked, I'm sorry to say. (Really, I am) But I think I've developed something to help you out when you eventually shift back.
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Date: 2005-03-07 05:09 pm (UTC)Am I going to have to send Catseye after you and tell her you have pastrami in your pockets or something?
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Date: 2005-03-07 06:01 pm (UTC)Of course, that may be my unrealised seer potential coming through to show me where my DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE TUMOR will show up.
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Date: 2005-03-07 06:28 pm (UTC)You are so going to be ninja-ed. Angry ninja-ed.
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Date: 2005-03-07 06:30 pm (UTC)Hey, that raises another question - if you're husked into something like rock or rubber or something, and you get a piece chipped off, what happens when you turn back human again?
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Date: 2005-03-07 06:36 pm (UTC)Depends how deep the chip is and how thick my husk is. So far, nothing. I've just chipped off a piece of my husk, the same amount or less that I would have left behind once I husked back into skin or something else.
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Date: 2005-03-07 06:44 pm (UTC)oh god.
Not like THAT! From a scientific perspective! I assure you, I am interested in what is in her genes, not in her jeans! One would think that after Dr. McCoy's misadventures, we would learn our lessons about Evil Villainesses!
Ack, now I have to go wash my brain, thank you very much Mr. Dayspring.
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Date: 2005-03-07 07:11 pm (UTC)************woman who hurt Dr. McCoy.no subject
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Date: 2005-03-07 06:19 pm (UTC)I'm telling.
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Date: 2005-03-07 06:59 pm (UTC)ShinyMouseBoy can have it back later.
Whee!
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Date: 2005-03-07 04:55 pm (UTC)Anything I can do?
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Date: 2005-03-07 06:10 pm (UTC)If you want to bite something, part of the deer is left.
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