One of these days I will challenge you there. With real food, not the bundle of synthetic hydrocarbons and preservatives that are Twinkies. Some things man was not meant to digest. Although I don't presume to know anything about dermal metamorphs and their metabolisms - but then again, I've seen Jay eat. He may look like a bird, but he scarfs down food like a piranha.
"Measures up"? Your mother must be phenomenal in the kitchen, then. I'm still shocked at some of the stuff Lorna can put together. Although I'm not convinced to try this vichyssoise stuff yet. Soup's not SUPPOSED to be cold.
My Mama is phenomenal is darn near everything, actually.
But I will admit, without a doubt, that Lorna is a genius when it comes to food. She made me this very strange cucumber soup once when I was sick and you would think it would be disgusting but no! Surprisingly good. And cold.
There's fast food in there too, you know! A growing boy (well, not so much on the growing part) needs his balanced nutrition, you know. Equal parts caffeine, nacho cheese, burgers, and jalapenos to cover the vegetable requirements.
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Helps that our mother is an excellent cook and Lorna measures up most of the time.
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But I will admit, without a doubt, that Lorna is a genius when it comes to food. She made me this very strange cucumber soup once when I was sick and you would think it would be disgusting but no! Surprisingly good. And cold.
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I mean, what? You're planning on living on peanut butter and jelly and Kraft Dinner the rest of your life? Maybe we could build you up to cucumber.
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I promise not to put cucumbers in it.
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