That's it...

[x_husk]

Oh my God, for the love of Pete (not that one, sorry sir) shut up! All of you!

Have you not all realized you've been saying the exact same things for over a month now? You have no new argument. No one is winning. No one is looking superior. You can't force your opinion on anyone, by beating them over the head with your words.

I'm going back to bed. That's right. I'm going back to bed. Cue the Apocalypse. If you people are not sane when I wake up I'm going to do something. I don't know what but it probably involves oatmeal, and not the good kind. Possibly in many, many pairs of shoes and other uncomfortable places.

sdksfsdkh.

If you think this is directed at you, it's not. It's directed at all of you. Hence why I said "all of you" above. Just clearing some things up before I get a slew of people sending me cranky e-mails defining passive aggressive for me. I'm much more content to look it up in the dictionary, thanks.

Doug? You're an idiot and scared the bejeesus out of me. Yay, hypocrisy. Get better.

Comments

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

...sorry...

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Look at that. No oatmeal for you.

...come see me during your spare, kay? I may or may not still be sleeping, but I wouldn't say no to a warm body while I nap.

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

You know I will. I love you.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

I know. I love you, too.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Sorry.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Pbbt. Just get better, kiddo.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Working on it.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Can I help with the oatmeal? Put enough sugar in it and it goes really itchy when it dries.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

I love you. Madly. If I ever get so sick of this place that I go mad(er) and run away to the circus I am bringing you with me.

Kitty can some too.

Translation: Help away!

[x-bamf.livejournal.com]

If you should decide to run away to the circus, Paige, do come to see me first. I would hate to think of you roaming the countryside looking for a circus, when I could assure you a safe place in one. ;)

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

I can juggle, Kitty can be the dragon-tamer, and you can be the ringmaster. Perfect. :)

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Yes it is, if I do say so myself.

(And have you got me pegged or what?)

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

I'm all for it, just let me know when we're leaving.

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[x-rahne.livejournal.com]

No wasting the oatmeal.

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

It wouldn't be wasted. Not wasted wasted. We wouldn't be throwing it away or anything. Just finding an alternative use for it that the manufacturers didn't exactly intend. I mean, you don't say kids are wasting macaroni when they're making macaroni collages, right? :)

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[x-rahne.livejournal.com]

I always expect those to mold, somehow.

And I still think oatmeal in shoes is probably wasted.

If you insist, both the real and instant oatmeal are marked in order by date. Try to leave the fresher ones.

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[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

See: Jamie's reply.

(I love how I don't have to reply anymore; Jamie just reads my brain and does it for me.)

If that doesn't work for you: It will be for a good cause, we promise. *nods* And it will be the really, really crappy oatmeal. Not the good stuff you use. No, never.

*pokes the roomie to see if she explodes

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Okay. :)

What? You expected me not to agree? Totally think we need new topics of discussion. By the way, I've been rifling through your book collection as am horribly bored.

Can I borrow some?

Spifflekerpup.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

You may borrow as many books as you'd like, roomie mine. Just leave a note or something if you take them out of the room so I know where they've gone to? Otherwise I'll start thinking I've lost my mind.

(Type A? What are you talking about? Noooo...)

Re: Spifflekerpup.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

No probs. By the by, Kitty talked me into Dance classes...I'm not sure when this happened by it did. I have no idea what I need for dance classes though.

I have fear of stepping on toes!

[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

Do you hear that? It's the voice of reason.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

And it comes from a beautiful blonde girl of all things. I, my darling Shiro, am the thing that myths are made of.

Oooor very confusing anime television shows in which I'm lost ten minutes in, with or without subtitles.