Oh my God.

May we pleasepleaseplease order this if only for the absurb amount of innuendo and catching bizarre people that you would never think of using it? That and so every time I walk past the DVD collections I can burst out laughing?

Please? This is possibly this greatest thing in the world. Oh, my lungs. I really can not feel my lungs...

edit: Oh wow, it comes with wallpaper too! Yes, you too can have rainbowstriptease!Carmen on your computer!