Anything but Ordinary (I thought I'd get into the groove)

I went into town today, just a quick drive to get some frivulous things that I don't need but for some reason will make me feel better.

I have yet to figure this out myself, so please, don't ask.

So, while I was in line, purchasing my candles chocolate almond soap uneducational books, the woman at the cash decided to tell me that I was Avril Lavigne.

Of course, I was looking over at the water feature, so she only had my profile, and was obviously crazy as she got quite hysterical there for a moment and I wondered if I'd have to dive in the fountain to escape, but luckily I turned to face her and she stopped screaming.

Seems I have Avril Lavigne's profile. Aren't you all deathly excited for me?

Oh yes. I will now put my purchases to use. Yay, books!