Hm.

[x_husk]

I'm sorry, was this attack supposed to scare me? Make me angry? Cause me to seek revenge? Weild knives? Throw breakable things? I must have missed the memo. I was sure that's what I am supposed to be feeling, but now that it comes down to it, I'm going to finish this last chapter and do the sleeping soundly thing in my own bed.

Good job to you. See you in the morning.

Comments

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

*snorts* You're such a boy.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Must... not... comment... argh!

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

Being a homo doesn't make me a queen. I am definitely not a queen.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

More of a diva, really.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

I'm a regular Aretha Franklin. Except for not.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Fiiiine. Can I pull a Karen and start calling you poodle then? Please? Pleeeeeease? ;D

(Don't ask me why I know about Karen. You'll laugh.)

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

Who the hell is Karen?

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

You suck. And you call yourself gay. Psh.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

No, seriously. Who is she and why does she call people poodle?

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Karen is a character on a television show. She only calls Jack poodle and then he says who's your Daddy and then she slaps his bum and for some reason it's entertaining, although, I can't figure out why typing it out like this...

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

And we wonder why I don't watch television...

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

I HAD A REASON THIS TIME!

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

Oh, is she from that retarded sitcom that should be taken off the air because of blatant homophobia? It used to be on after Friends, which thank the Lord isn't on anymore because that sucked too.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

I missed the homophobic part. And find myself strangely not hating the fact that you like men. So I wouldn't worry too much.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

From what I've heard, it doesn't do a good job portraying gays realistically, or at least as realistically as a sitcom can. I'd much rather watch that softcore porn show on premium cable. The one with the really cute blond boy.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Yeeeees. Way to narrow it down for me. Now there's only 356 shows to choose from.

And yeah, it doesn't do a fantastic job, but it's managed to make America a little more accepting to the whole homosexual thing, so props to that. The lesbian jokes are getting a little tired, though.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

I don't remember the name. There's this really cute blond guy who's always getting some from this brunette who's twice his age. And there's a queen, a sad older guy, this kinda cute comic book geek, and a lesbian couple. But all I really remember is all the semi-graphic sex they had. Really. I could've sworn that it was porn.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Well, sounds like fun, whatever it is. Grab me next time it's on.

Unless you're embarassed to be watching (semi) porn with your sister, for which I will totally understand.

[xp_daytripper]

Sounds like Queer as Folk. Which was a really bloody good British show I managed to get hooked on when I was staying with Rom last year, and then found an American version which is total bollocks. *sighs* You people do scary shite to perfectly good British TV, you know.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I'm going to get wingthwacked for this, aren't I?

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

No. But maybe tossed out a window.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

But then, your sister's a superhero, so she'd feel all obligated to catch me. And probably have to turn into something to do it, and given what we just established about her powers, are you SURE that's the best way to teach me a lesson?

On second thought... yes, yes it is. I'll get the window.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Naughty. You're going to start rumors.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

Or I could fly you up really high and then drop you. That kills people before they hit the ground, right?

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[x-blink.livejournal.com]

it not the fall at kills you, it's suddenly NOT falling anymore that kills you.