Well, think of it this way: I will not be having an affair with your soul stealer.

Oh, goodness. I'm sorry if I gave you the impression that I thought Hanukkah is a Jewish kind of Christmas. I just wanted to include all the possibilities. I am fairly sure you guys don't even have a Christ, do you? I didn't think so, but now I'm all paranoid and you really must remember where I grew up.

Besides, I think of Christmas as more of a family, friends and love all around thing.